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Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned into a donkey

Postby sam » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:43 am

From the "Couldn't Make This Shit Up If I Tried" file, there's so much to unpack here I don't know where to start.

Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... onkey.html
1:15PM BST 26 Oct 2011

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, according to state media.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 185 miles south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality and remanded in custody. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.
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Re: Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned into a donkey

Postby rich » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:42 pm

well, the perhaps first novel ever written had a similar plotline:

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