here's my latest gem:
Q: I am 23 years old, generally attractive, except for one thing. My pussy is ugly. No one has actually said so and I haven't looked at any of my women friends, but I can compare mine to the pictures I see in men's magazines and videos so I can see what it's supposed to look like. One of my outer lips is larger than the other, and when I'm standing up you can see the inner ones and my clitoris sticking out. I look lopsided and like my insides are hanging out. Is there anything that can be done about it?
for the record, isadora had a somewhat sensible answer (stop comparing yourself to pictures) though she did not explicitly blame porn for this kind of insanity.