New Spice Girls

[Army Of Me]

I have just seen a little headline that states that PDiddy is going to launch a "new Spice Girls" group. Don't know much more than that at this point but god help us. I thought the Pussycat Drolls were enough.

I wonder what the categories will be?

Silicone spice? And maybe LapDancer Spice? Stripper Spice? Barbie Spice? AnyHoleYaLike Spice?
Upskirt Spice? BeeStingLip Spice? BarelyLegal Spice? ImplantSpice? EscortSpice?

Any other suggestions?

Edit - oops - here is the little article about this:

"P Diddy is to create what he dubs the "new Spice Girls" on the latest series of Making the Band.

The rapper, also known as Sean Combs, has found five girls for the project, and wants them to represent honourable traits, such as trust and courage.

Combs will call the group Danity Kane, which is based on a fictional anime character, drawn by one of the band members, Dawn.

She said: "We were in the studio and I actually draw anime, and Diddy had been throwing some names at us - Courage, Trust - but we want our name to mean something. Diddy looked at the superhero that was the anime that I drew and he was like, 'What's the name of that character?' I was like, 'Danity Kane,' and he was, like, 'Yo, that's dope, you guys can be five superheroes; five girls representing courage, representing all those things in one.'"

Hmm... call me cynical, but the first time around, those girls were supposed to be such good role models for girls and were anything but. It sounds like the new ones are based on an anime character?? Again, god help us.

[annared]

A cloud of doom descended when a saw it was a creation of a rapper and he wants "five girls" to represent honourable traits, such as trust and courage? This i MUST see.

I've got some ideas for some other "Spices" but they're not printable...